Chili in Heaven
God was busy doing a myriad of things,
as God normally is,
but on this particular day,
God was making his trademark “white boy chili”
and was especially distracted-
& you know what?
He sneezed from the powder, for one split second,
and he actually created the same snowflake twice
He looked at it-
looked at it again and said
I know I’ve made this snowflake before
and then He thought-
Well, really, it was billions of years ago and literally no one will notice
so He shrugged & let it go
But that batch of white boy chili
just didn’t have that oomph that it usually did.
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